are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Waking up on a late saturday morning I walk into the kitchen and see you making breakfast a smile appears on my face I walk up to you from and gently hug you , kiss your neck, hold you close to me and whisper “good morning beautiful”.
OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
im so sorry i clicked on you…please….dont freak out….
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY